If you love me LET ME SLEEP funny sarcastic soy candle

If you love me LET ME SLEEP funny sarcastic soy candle

Marsoni

M251S

$17.00

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If you love me LET ME SLEEP funny sarcastic soy candleThis is a 14 oz. soy candle. Hand poured. 100% Natural Soy Wax. Contains NO dyes, and is natural in color. All natural COTTON wicks only. No lead, no zinc. We do NOT use essential oils we use high quality candle fragrance oils, most of which are also skin safe. Choose your own fragrance from the drop down list. We use the maximum amount of high quality fragrance the wax will hold, so you will get the best hot and cold scent throw. Comes in a reusable

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I love this product. The size is perfect, it smells amazing, and my skin has no reaction to it whatsoever (aside from what it’s supposed to do). So just a little background, my mother is Caucasian- my father is African American. I can either get a sun burn or get super tan- all depends on what products I use while under the sun. In the past, low quality products have given me a sunburn over a period of long sun exposure. Contrary to that, high quality products require me to apply less and will prevent me from sunburns. I do have to reapply, depending how much sun exposure I am getting. I originally purchased this product for a week long trip to Mexico with my boyfriend. I only bought 2 bottles- and we spent A LOT of time on the beach/ getting sun. We both used the sunscreen and STILL HAD LEFTOVERS after our trip (half a bottle still full). In addition, neither of us got sunburns- he got a nice sun kissed glow and I got a tan! It is TSA carry-on approved, very lightweight, and easy to use. I would recommend this product to anyone who asks! 10/10 will repurchase again :-)

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Reviewed in the United States on May 20, 2024

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Kindle Customer

Houston, US

★★★★★ 5

Works & smells great!

Size: 6 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)

Works & smells great!

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Reviewed in the United States on May 24, 2026

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lauren bensley

Cuba, US

★★★★★ 5

Great smell

Size: 2 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)

Smells amazing, and goes on clear

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Reviewed in the United States on June 1, 2026

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Matthew Shesko

Belleville, US

★★★★★ 5

“Holy Sun Protection, Batman! This Stuff Works!” 🦇🦸‍♂️

Size: 6 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)

The COOLA Organic Sunscreen SPF 50 Sunblock is the real deal. It goes on smooth, absorbs quickly, and doesn’t leave behind that greasy, chalky layer most sunscreens do. I put it to the test during a full day outdoors, and it held strong—no burns, no irritation, just solid protection. What makes it even better is the formula: not overloaded with harsh chemicals, but still highly effective. It feels more like skincare than sunscreen, which makes reapplying far less of a chore. If Batman and Robin swapped their capes for beach towels, this would be the sunblock in their utility belts—powerful protection, clean ingredients, and a formula that actually works when the heat is on. 🦇☀️ Would you like me to also create short funny one-liner summaries for each review (like quick taglines), so you have both the full review and a quick punchy line to use?

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Reviewed in the United States on August 19, 2025

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Sarah

Lake Worth, US

★★★★★ 4

will most likely buy again

Size: 6 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)

pros: clear, smells amazing, multiple spf choices cons: leaves a coat of grease on the skin (but not as bad as other brands), expensive

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Reviewed in the United States on October 4, 2025